Calling all the non-basic racers! I have a big treat for you today!

Does the whole country know who the top two are already?

She’s Alexis Michelle and she’s here to make it clear…

And what the latest episode of Drag Race means for the rest of the competition

I can hear Andy William’s singing voice now….It’s the most wonderful time of the year

A Kardashian-themed main challenge and Meghan Trainor as a guest judge in a unicorn onesie? Looks like I’ll be needing (to quote Dax Exclamationpoint and her eyeroll) “lots and lots of vodka…”

Hey queens…or should I say, princesses? Or should I say, sewage goddesses?